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rydek:

this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing

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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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buttsama:

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

This makes me REALLY uncomfortable.

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.

Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.

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claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

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arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

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richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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